Declarations

1.

Mentos in diet coke is the new pop rocks and pepsi.

2.

Hippies should not be considered "off-the-grid" if they are covered by wireless internet zones (accidentally or otherwise).

3.

Soy does not taste good no matter what you say.

4.

It's pointsetta.

5.

When I die, I don't care if I'm cremated or buried--just as long as I'm allowed a few weeks to walk the Earth as the undead first.