Wednesday, May 10, 2006

People I Have Met This Week

1.

A pack of girls on a bar crawl who were so drunk they were falling out of their chairs. They could, however, remember all the lyrics to "Jesse's Girl."

2.

A man driving a pick-up truck to ran a 4-way stop and almost slammed into the side of my car. As he was driving around me, he wagged his finger at me like I was a petulant child. As a general rule, I do not experience road rage.

That being said, I would tear this man's heart out through his nostrils.

1 Comments:

Blogger CP said...

Through his nostrils you say..while singing all the lyrics to Jessie's girl at the same time...now that would be a talent.

11:13 PM  

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