Miracle Shmiracle (Easter Edition)

In the Bible, the first miracle Jesus ever performed was changing the water into wine at the wedding at Canaan. This is when people started to listen to him and believe that he was the son of God.

Funny how doing the opposite wouldn't have been as impressive. Had Jesus changed wine into water, people wouldn't be calling him "Our Lord and Savior." He'd just be that asshole that ruined the wedding.