Love and Other Contagious Diseases

Things My Boyfriend Hasn't Given Me This Week

Anything shiny and wearable.
A reason to believe his love for Steven Segal isn't unhealthy.
The complete works of Poe (unabridged).
A three-year-and-one-month anniversary present (I think he forgot!).
A moment's peace.



You'll notice "the flu" is not on that list.