Not A Post For Mom

I googled myself to see if this blog came up under my name. It doesn't, but what does come up is the following link (abbreviated):

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Two quick thoughts on this:

1. The reason it comes up is because my last name means "all" in German, and this page is apparently about a saucier version of yours truly who takes "all" manner of things in "all" manner of places.

2. In this situation, you really want to lead with the "free" bit, and then work up to the other modifiers. That's just good salesmanship.