Things I Will Never Have To Say To The Dog I Will Soon Buy

“I know you say you love me, but I’ve been noticing you pulling away recently.”


“I think it’s time we moved in together.”


“Have you fallen out off love with me?”


“You seemed stressed out. Why won’t you talk to me about it?”


“I don’t want you to act happy to see me. I want you to be happy to see me.”


“I feel like we’re not emotionally connecting anymore.”


“Why do you keep hurting me when all I want to do is love you?”