The Top Five Saddest Things About My Life Currently
5. I have decided to dye my hair black after I wore a black wig for Halloween this year and decided I liked it. I am now making major style choices based on Halloween costumes.
4. I am, at this very moment, temping as a receptionist for a giant company that owns the advertising accounts for McDonalds and Hersheys, among others, and every time I answer the phone I look at the sign on the wall to remember the name of the company.
3. Today marked the first day I have woken up before 10am in a few weeks, and the most alert I have been in months. My contacts have actually dried out from the stress of being employed.
2. Last night for dinner I ate potatoes and ice cream. Only.
1. Tonight I will eat the leftovers.
4. I am, at this very moment, temping as a receptionist for a giant company that owns the advertising accounts for McDonalds and Hersheys, among others, and every time I answer the phone I look at the sign on the wall to remember the name of the company.
3. Today marked the first day I have woken up before 10am in a few weeks, and the most alert I have been in months. My contacts have actually dried out from the stress of being employed.
2. Last night for dinner I ate potatoes and ice cream. Only.
1. Tonight I will eat the leftovers.
posted by Megan at 4:07 PM
2 Comments:
it is also sad that you are too busy, now that you are a big-time writer, to update your blog. Give it up, fancy pants!
Still no updates. Apparently, NOTHING is going on above your tits. Except, perhaps, an enchanting smile.
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